Did We Just Dead Cat Bounce? – May 2018 Financial Update

The following financial update for May 2018 covers all performance and happenings from the month of April, and is based on the latest valuation date of 5/1/2018. We’ve discussed dead cat bounces here at Sneaky Falcon before, but never in the context of our own portfolio. After a depressing 20% freefall through the first quarter […]

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Another Hot Stock Tip – Who Uses Voicemail?

As you may recall, not all that long ago I was frantically chasing down details behind a hot stock tip that unfortunately got filed away in my spam folder. Never one to pass up a potential investment, I researched down rabbit holes with little luck finding evidence to support this once-in-a-lifetime buying opportunity. I had […]

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Beary Interesting – March 2018 Financial Update

The following financial update for March 2018 covers all performance and happenings from the month of February, and is based on the latest valuation date of 3/1/2018. February was literally one of the craziest market months in recent memory, and certainly since the inception of Sneaky Falcon Enterprises…

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Get Ripp’d – January 2018 Financial Update

The following financial update for January 2018 covers all performance and happenings from the month of December, and is based on the latest valuation date of 1/2/2018. Holy cryptocurrency, batman! We’ve joked about our recent shift to “Crypto Falcon Enterprises”, but the boost our portfolio has seen over the last few months thanks to our […]

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Back in Black – December 2017 Financial Update

The following financial update for December 2017 covers all performance and happenings from the month of November, and is based on the latest valuation date of 12/1/2017. Don’t call it a come back. Actually, that is exactly what it is. Back on target for 2017, and back in the black overall in a glorious return […]

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Picking Your First Stock

If you are reading this, you probably are pretty financially minded to begin with and likely have already started building your investment portfolio. Or maybe you just come here for the bad jokes and continually find yourself wondering “I don’t even know where the hell to start with investing”. Picking your first stock can be […]

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Wheels on ABUS – October 2017 Financial Update

The following financial update for October 2017 covers all performance and happenings from the month of September, and is based on the latest valuation date of 10/2/2017. With how mediocre our performance has been this year, I think Andrew probably summed it up best earlier this month: “Maybe we stop trying to outsmart a bull […]

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Chronic Bullishness – September 2017 Falcon Finds

Chronic Bullishness… Falcon Finds is a monthly curation of the most interesting things found and shared by the Sneaky Falcon team. These are the articles, ideas, businesses, and more discussed by the group in the month of August. “‘Always buy NASDAQ stocks in year 9 of a bull market’ – Abe Lincoln” American Capitalist via twitter   […]

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meh – July 2017 Financial Update

The following financial update for July 2017 covers all performance and happenings from the month of June, and is based on the latest valuation date of 7/3/2017. With everything else going on for the team lately, our portfolio got set on the back burner somewhat in June. We did make another purchase, and built up […]

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This is Fine – June 2017 Financial Update

The following financial update for June 2017 covers all performance and happenings from the month of May, and is based on the latest valuation date of 6/1/2017. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Maybe a meme is worth the 30 or so I could use to summarize the last month. This is fine.

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