Sneaky Falcon is a dumb name. Why did you pick it?

We know you are probably thinking it, so we just thought we’d tackle this one head on. If you want the full story behind the name and the history of the group, read this. The short answer is it’s been an inside joke of the group that we just can’t let go. It’s nostalgic, symbolic, and a reminder of where we came from.

What would you say you all do here?

Put simply, we invest in the stock market. We’ve pooled together money to buy and sell stocks. Members bring trade recommendations to the group, and we vote on what to do with our collective money. In addition to stock investing, we have also begun exploring other, more entrepreneurial opportunities. Technically speaking, we’ve already started our own business, but we are looking to dip our toes into other ventures, with this website being a first step.

So… are you like a hedge fund? Venture Capitalists? Entrepreneurs? Are you just internet trolls?

No. No. Yes. Maybe? Legally, we are an investment club formed as a limited liability company. That is how we got started, and pooling money to invest in the stock market is still our primary business activity. However, we are finding ways to expand beyond just stock investing. Real estate, websites, small business lending, and forming our own startups are all pursuits we are considering, with the end goal being continuing our learning and growing our wealth.

You say “See you at the top” a lot. What is that all about?

This has turned into a catchphrase of sorts for the group. It’s kind of like “Started at the bottom, now we here” or “Used to not be allowed in the building, now we on the rooftops.” We are going places, and we are not stopping until we get there.

Your stock picks suck. Why should I bother with you fools?

If you are a professional trader, serial startup founder, or otherwise a pompous douche, Sneaky Falcon probably isn’t for you. We are at the start of this journey, with some of us having more financial experience than others. We are collectively trying to learn as much as we can, and build something great from the ground up. If you want detailed technical expertise and advanced fiduciary advice, we can’t help you. But if you are interested in reading humorous business talk and following an unconventional startup’s journey, welcome.

Your stock picks rock. Can you give me investing advice?

Well thank you! You probably want to look a little closer if you really think our picks rock… That being said, we cannot give you investing advice. There is that whole legal issue. We are always happy to share our points-of-view and opinions, as well as interesting perspectives of others when it comes to starting a business and the stock market, but they are just our thoughts and opinions. We’ll save the real advice for the professionals.

What is “Rage Trading”?

Rage Trading, or #RageTrade, have also become catchphrases, similar to “See you at the top”. Rage trading is just the type of emotional investing that all stock market textbooks and experts tell you to avoid. For better or worse, we don’t.

Can I join Sneaky Falcon?

Clearly all of our self-deprecation has done nothing to dissuade you. Legally, we cannot publicly solicit investments without the SEC getting involved, but we didn’t solicit your membership—you asked! We are a pretty close-knit group, and we are not necessarily looking to add outside members at this time. That being said, feel free to contact us and get the conversation started. Or, if you are interested in starting a business relationship with the SFE team, see the FAQ below.

Interesting stuff. I want to do business with you. How do we make a deal?

Great to hear! We are always keeping an eye out for new opportunities to help other small businesses, make new partnerships, and grow Sneaky Falcon Enterprises. Reach out to us with more details of what you are interested in, and we will be in touch!