“Oh, so Sean, you are the CFO of Sneaky Falcon Enterprises? That’s really interesting! What does an investment club CFO do?”
A question that I get literally all of the time never.
Does nobody even read my bio?! I’m the CFO of my own company that I co-founded, dammit!! Don’t you know who I am?!? I have the word CHIEF right in my title; that means I’m an effing BOSS!! RESPECT MY CFO AUTHORITY!!!
*rips off dress shirt and throws desk* (more…)